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901
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My husband and I have been trying for 4 years and have had two failed cycles of IVF. I can't tell you how much I needed to see this. She is beautiful and I am truly overjoyed for your family.
902
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She is perfect
903
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Congratulations!
904
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Congrats. It will be the hardest, most rewarding job you've ever had. But you get the best feeling ever as payment. Unconditional love. Enjoy it.
905
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That's a long labour, christ!
906
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Congratulations. We tried for nine years and could have bought another house for the amount we spent getting there. Finally we gave up because the emotional toll was too much. Almost as soon as we gave up we were pregnant. That was 9 months ago and I hope to hold my beautiful daughter in my arms any day. Nothing has ever mattered more to me. I wish you the best with your new family.
907
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Magnificent. Glorious. Stylish. Wait, you weren't talking about your beard?
908
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The first few months, they say, are terrible. But, in retrospect and given how long you've waited, it's all good stuff. Congrats and enjoy every single second of it. It's tough but sooo worth it. My babies are 7 and 6 and they are my world.
909
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Great pic! Girls are awesome!
910
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What an adorable squidge. Babies always look cutest when next so someone world worn and wild.
911
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Congratulations, she's beautiful!!!
912
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As a guy who tried for 7 years, I get this. Congrats and buckle up!
913
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"The days can be long, but the years fly by". I never understood this until I had kids. It is gone in the blink of an eye, you will wonder where the time went. Make sure to enjoy the little moments. PS you will find yourself saying sentences that you never thought you would say, such as "please don't poop in the hallway".
914
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She's beautiful, congratulations!
915
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She is Perfect! Congratulations! Enjoy every moment, they grow up so fast.
916
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Congrats!
917
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She certainly is perfect. Good job on the babymaking. I really should unsubscribe from this sub. Every post with a new baby makes me want to get pregnant again.
918
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Congratulations. You've earned her for sure!
919
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Congrats. We tried 2 years for our daughter, I can't begin to imagem how you must feel. Wish you all the best :)
920
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Should get a DNA check, I'm no doctor but after 12 years and continuously failing, there is a slim chance that you all of a sudden got lucky. Not saying it's not yours but better being safe than sorry.
921
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Congratulations!!!!!
922
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Congratulations, boss. She's incredible.
923
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Congrats OP. My daughter just turned 5 months. The absolute magic of her smile in a few months will wipe away all the sleepless nights.
924
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Amazing and Magical... She came at the perfect time for her and for the two of you. I cannot image the struggle of 12 years, after me only trying for 3 (finally pregnant - 12 weeks), but the most important thing is shes here! Shes gorgeous! And you two look like a couple of old buddies!! Congrats to you and your wife.
925
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I am very happy for you, congrats!
926
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She looks a lot like you too! Congratulations!!! :)
927
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awesome! frozen dinners are your friend.
928
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Congrats!!
929
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Now we can properly address you as "Daddy-o". Congrats!
930
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She will always be perfect! Congratulations!
931
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Awesome, congratulations!!
932
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Congratulations!!! She's beautiful .
933
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Grats to the new family and welcome to the world little stranger!
934
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Congratulations, sir. She's beautiful.
935
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Aww much blessings. Be everything she needs you to be and then some more.
936
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Congratulations! She is adorable.
937
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Congratulations!
938
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Congrats, man! It's my daughters first birthday today. Treasure every second, it flies by!
939
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She's beautiful. Congratulations!
940
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:) Get some sleep, Dad.
941
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Congratulations, its tough trying for so long especially when others are popping them out. Enjoy the early days they are great!
942
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Congrats man, all that work is definitely worth it. She's beautiful. Treasure every second.
943
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I KNOW THIS GUY! he's my biology professor
944
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Congrats OP! You don't work around pesticides by chance?
945
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946
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Why not just adopt?
947
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Trying is really cute
948
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Bro you look like Steven Avery. Congrats.
949
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Dad of 5 here. "Trying" is the fun part. Just sayin'. Congratulations!
950
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Did they not teach you where to put your penis? In your defense,when I was 6 I thought you peed into a woman's vagina to get her pregnant.
951
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952
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CUT THOSE NAILS
953
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954
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She's too red and sleepy. Your life is going to be so hard.
955
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Now just trim those nails or paint them.
956
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I tought your daughter was your beard. Now that youre a dad you should stop with the wannabe bullshit and shave
957
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I just had one two weeks ago...it's completely worth it, but the sleep deprivation is 100% real! Lol. I'm praying my little girl gets on a normal sleep schedule asap
958
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I was told to sleep when the baby slept. Trying to sleep 21 hours a day was hard as hell.
959
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960
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How old? Cause my niece went ballistic at like 4 months, she'd sleep for like 2 hours a night and howl.
961
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Dad joke dad post
962
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/r/dadjokes
963
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> After 12 years of trying, my daughter, my first, finally arrived Little girl busts her hump for 12 years and then watches her parents take all the credit.
964
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Ups is just slow as hell
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966
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You beat the shit out of her. Nature I mean.
967
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Spin it into yarn and make another beanie for her. The best part of you will always be with her.
968
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44 here. Now I'm struggling with feeling like I've intentionally missed the best years of my life for so long.
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This comment got me. I am very close with my family. I am also a girl, and the oldest. I have a younger sister and brother. I was engaged for a year and a half and my dad gave me away. I remember his face more than anything. I left my husband three months later, because long story, but I never forget my father's face. He later told me he wished he would have told my ex husband that he needed to be stronger for me, that he should have told him exactly all the little things about me, that he would have kept me safer (emotionally. I've never been hurt physically). But he didn't. He used to blame himself for letting me be with someone who I wasn't matched well with but he's gotten over it. I still don't feel like I deserve to ever be married again. But I know my dad has unconditional love for me. Both my parents do. Your comment got me.
971
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Mine knows that the door lock sound is "dadeeeeeeee" coming home from work, and stomps over to the door. Makes leaving in the morning nearly bearable.
972
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Congratulations!
973
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Getting pregnant isn't as easy as they led us to believe in school.
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also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium
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You guys divorced over infertility?
978
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Oddly, I laughed at this.
979
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Well, he didn't say 12 years with the same woman.
980
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Nope
981
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You don't like kids? Maybe that's a sign you shouldn't be on this subreddit.
982
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Why not go fuck yourself?
983
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It stops being fun and starts being frustrating at some point. My wife and I have been trying for 3 and a half and are about to drop a ton of money on IVF. I'm happy for OP and look forward to that moment myself.
984
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Bruh...
985
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And? I get that you're trying to be all 12 year old ~shock factor~ "oooooh your little girl is gonna have S-E-X some day!!! tolololol" but not every father is some archaic creep who is obsessed with keeping his daughters vagina empty. Maybe when you get older you'll see that sex is just a part of life.
986
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Why the fuck is that what you're thinking about on a picture of a newborn child. You're sick.
987
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E D G E L O R D
988
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Are you talking from experience? I hope you die, you sick motherfucker.
989
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TO THE BOTTOM WITH YOU!
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I think God made it that way - character building I suppose. Year 1 - sleep deprevation training Years 2-5 - learning you can't reason with everyone Years 6-9 - gaining perspective on time - it goes too damn fast Years 10-12 - realizing your half-way toward them moving out and regretting that you didn't spend as much time as you like Years 13-18 - trying to spend time with them while simultaneously being the most loved/hated person in their life, depending on their mood Yep, some of the best life training I've ever experienced.
992
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If you figure out how to get her on a normal sleep schedule, hit me up ASAP!!! Have fun man this journey is crazy but so cool
993
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Unsure if serious
994
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TIL biology is wrong.
995
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And how do people do that? I apologize for using the word "people" if that offends you. We may not be on a binary spectrum where only people who can read, read. And maybe people is the wrong word. Am I offending anyone by referring to humans?
996
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Our daughter started doing that. We used gripe water and it helps so damn much.
997
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Ugh, the 4 month sleep regression is no joke. My daughter kicked our ass from 4 to 7 months but ever since then she's been a sleep champ.
998
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I had one that didn't sleep the first 6 months of their life, only spit up and scream. He sleeps good now 9 years later.
999
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Man !
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This needs more upvotes!